Today I am going to tell you the story of my life. I have officially decided that all old women are out to get me. Me being a teenager I absolutely hate being told what to do by old cranky women. If your a nice old woman then I have no problem with it. But if your not then O Well. So yea were in a store and my mom went to the bathroom. I took the list and began to quickly gather the things needed ( b/c I absolutely HATE the store we were in)! Cinnimon was on the list so I was standing at the little section they had for spices. I was just minding my own buisness when this old woman and her mother decided they were more important. So I found myself being pushed out of the way by the daugters cart while she says Hey mom here are the spices you need. I stepped back out of the way or else I would have ended up in the ladies cart. I squinted furosiously so the woman knew I could not see what I was looking at because I was so far away. That didnt make a differance so I just shook my head and backed up to go around them so I could just go find something else. Well as I was beginning to go around them the cranky old woman looked right at me( the mother of the other cranky old woman) and began to back her cart up so that I could not get through the isle. I slowly pushed my cart through when the woman disgustinly said to me IM JUST TRYING TO TURN THIS CART AROUND HERE! So right about then my anger got the best of me. Lets just say I made room fo rme to get through the isle, Then I got quite a few dirty looks from the old woman (the daughter one.) So yea I got pretty tired of that so I said loud enough to where she could here me I DARE YOU TO LOOK AT ME AGAIN. Welp she didnt

Then we left that store and went to wal-mart. Yes wal-mart. I swear the whole state decided to go shopping at wal-mart today. Anyway. My mom got a cart and we were half way to the hygene section when my mom realized the cart had a mind of its own. she told me to go get another cart so I took that one and went to get a new one. It was kind of crowded arond the door so I went around everyone. The greeter/cart hander outter took the cart from me as I grabbed a new one. Just as I turned my back to walk away I heard the woman say WELL WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE CART YOU JUST HAD. I was fairly calm and simply said My mom said that one was hard to push so I came to get a new one. She looked at me like she was going to bite my head off and said WELL THEY ARE ALL HARD TO PUSH. I was already mad so I was just like whatever and walked away from her.

Now comes the high light of my day. My mom and I were in the parking lot almost to the trailblazer when my mom warned me of the car getting ready to back out. She was parked right next to us so she was in between us and our car. She bagan to back out and she had no idea we were there waiting on her. She was extremely old with white hair. she pulled forward so far that she was about a foot away from the tail light of our car. She bagan talking to herself and her mouth dropped open as if the car was going to back over top of her. my mom wispered to me “man i hope she dont hit the car” Right after that the woman finally noticed we were there she was still hootin and hollerin at the car and beeped her horn at it. My mom and i just stood there in shock like what is this lady trying to do! Then as she drove off i believe i saw the woman flip the empty car off. So after the lady was gone and me and mom were about to roll over in laughter i realized my mom had click the unlock button on her key. Just if you dont know…when you click the unlock button the headlights and tailights come on. Thats when we realized the woman thought there was somebody in the car trying to back over her. So here is is 4 hours later and we are still laughing about it. bless her little ol heart she was cute though. ♥